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A duck once ruffled it's feathers, stuck it's head under a wing, preened it's tailfeathers then said, "My instincts tell me it's time to fly south for winter". Chuck Norris once ruffled his hair, licked his armpit, stuck his head between his legs, sniffed his crotch then said, "My end stinks too but it didn't say anything about winter travel".

- chucknorris.io

Don't let Perfect be the enemy of Good!